Ratbag

I think you mean Seriously Badass “Piano” not Panio.

Umm:S its just a link ^o) Deal with it

i think you mean panio not piano

Yes, but it’s pronounced, “Mangrove P. Throatwobbler.”

A piano that is meant to represent the creature from “It Conquered the World”, you mean.

I think you mean poina not panio

Nope. This is clearly a Paino. An ancient god, assuming the form of a musical instrument. Generally wood-based, these creatures wait for overbearing typo-Nazis to put down the jar of paste they are presently eating to engage in idiotic behavior such as: Typing too quickly; making a somewhat innocuous spelling error, etc. This is a minor deity. The major gods are reserved for judging whether or not submissions are photoshopped, generally ending in a Vegan sacrifice.

Or you could all just get a freakin’ life and enjoy the spirit of the post if not the letter. (Pun not intended, but after reviewing, I kind of wish it was).

justjoeindenver:

That is the most clever and well-written thing I have read all weak. Bravo.

Nice ‘n’ all, but where do your legs go when you play it?
I like this nevertheless

Rick, don’t you mean “Throatwarbler Mangrove”?

It makes me wonder, do you play on it…or run from it? It took some serious carving to make it look like that. That and a lot of patience.

I think you mean peeyanoe, not Piano

Why, the form of it is terrible! I wouldn’t have it in my abode - the Missus would be startled, surely. The pedals ’round its base serve what purpose, perchance? Would one need to hop to and fro ’round the Panio, while striking its keys, to operate the various functions that the pedals perform? Quite a mystery, I must say!

Wish I could remember the title but this exact design was a 1950ish “B” science fiction movie space monster. Oh well, most surfers are too young to remember and thievery doesn’t seem to matter on the internet anyway. But the person who stole this design knows, and he also knows at least once person has “caught” him.

I decided that I would rather run from it than try to play the thing. Talk about UGLY. Someone needs a serious life change.

Uh . . . that looks more like an Organ. Like used in churches. You can see the foot pedals disguised as the things around the bottom edge.

My church has one just like it. It feeds on the souls of the damned and plays like a choir of angels.